One of my dogs randomly decides he knows how to play fetch after seven years of his life and my other dog is covered in parmesan cheese.

I think looking at sportswear actually turns me on. 

I am legitimately turned on when people say intelligent things

It’s not usually a problem, since people don’t usually say intelligent things

(Source: myreligioniskindness, via kleemoney)

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